Friday, August 11, 2006

DotA

DotA,i guess alot of them had heard of em don't you.
If you had not,i'll advise you to book a place at Pusat Orang Tua located at simee because you're outdated.In case you do not know,it's Defense Of The Ancients
Well yeah, i'm blogging about DotA but i ain't going to blog about what you gonna buy and raise such as monkey king bar(batang raja monyet), black king bar (batang raja hitam) and etc.

Dota brought cultural music to cyber cafes'.
Unbelievable?Well it is even more popular than JayChou's song. The whole building is singing it
Well you had listen to tons of those whenever you went into Inferno.
Still don't know?Probably you didnt notice it.
It has a name.
May i present to you, Rhapsody of Foul Language.
Yep,you can't find this anywhere and it's super popular in cyber cafes.
Second to that is chinese restaurant such as "Kedai Makan Ah Beng"
I bet most of you can even sing it.
Strangely as it seems,you only can sing it when you are dota-ing and not other ocassions.
No different from other songs,some can start with high pitch,some can start at low pitch and etc.
in DotA,you can start singing when you got "first blood" by your opponent
or you can start when your team mate is "feeding"
or even when your team mate leaved the game.
Examples?

"AI:First blood!
Player: Diu lor,bei yan 1st blood ma chau hai.
Teammates : diu ng oi feed la ham ka chan.
AI: The scourge is OWNING!
The player who feed: Diu, people owning lor
Teammates: diu ma chau hai,you fuckin n0
0b la feed people like shit,ham ka chan noob!".

Guess from who did i listen from?
















i'm gonna pwn teh f**kin noobs.

No other than kids at this age who is using pencil and crayons at primary school.
they even spoke better foul language than me.
Ahh...kids nowadays,what wonderful creatures they are.

-Ben-






It's a new blog!

Hi people,i'm Ben an average guy who is growing up to be a man.Yes,a man but not others.
And guess what,i have yet created another new blog which soon to be waste of a part of internet which means most probably my blog will soon die like the others.
you asked me why? Because my old blog was full with crappy stuff and complains.
I know i know,you people must be thinking that i'm a boring guy who does not know anything others than complain and bragging like an old guy 'lepak-ing' in some chinese restaurant.

-Ben-